What is that/this/those?

Do you ever look at someone and for whatever reason you just can't help get mad? whether it be their weird looking face, their horrible fashion sense, or anything that usually doesn't piss you off but happens to do so at the moment you look at them. Happens to me all the time and I like to think I'm a person who doesn't pass judgement without knowing all the details before hand but if I see a dude who looks like Max from A Goofy Movie then I'm gonna be pissed. You can't just live in the cartoon world as well as the real world, it's not fair to anyone here. Go skateboard off a cliff.

Do you ever realize when you're at work that at one point you find something attractive about every female coworker that passes you by? I don't know what it is but I don't trust it one bit. It's called "work hot" and you're gonna find something attractive about every woman (or man if that's your thing) that you come in contact with. I would go into detail but if you know what I'm talking about then I don't need to explain and we know that it's a deceitful perception that our weird horny heads are working up to get through the day and find beauty in all things. There is always that one person you can't find one redeeming quality in though and 9/10 times they'll become your go to because you probably both know that there's not one inkling of a chance in any hell or heaven that anything passed a casual conversation is going to take place. I have one of those in my office and I can't tell you how much it's helped in some sticky situations like getting a ride home or needing a cigarette. Heart of gold and a face(/body) only Mother Theresa could look at and not puke her holy guts over.

I could just keep this post going with "Do you/Have you ever's" but there is no one to read or answer these questions so I'm kind of just asking myself and then telling myself, "yes that does happen actually."

I need to sharpen my punctuation skills, they leak from your mouth when you sleep. All the periods and colons fall right out and you don't even notice until you're typing run on sentences that have probably been running on for a few years, never to be ended until someone comes along and graces it with a period.

Lunch alone was nice, I need to do some work and stop being weird.